Who´s perfect?

Too big, too thin, too fat, too smart, too stupid, too small, too tall, blah blah blah...

So many different terms, such a variety, in contrast to the simply boring words "usual, normal". Which will make nobody curious, asking no questions.

But use a word out of the first variety of terms, and you´ll stir up a whirl of curiosity: "Who? How big? Whoa, unbelievalble. Tell me more, what was she saying, was she a nuisance? 

Ha, it´s much more refreshing to belong to the first category. This is easily said, though, as long as you are normal.

Problems start when you can be categorized within the first mentioned range, and be described by one of the terms "fat, thin, tall, small". Everybody´s glances zero in on you, just you! you seem to be in need of the aid of a psychologist, even.

Got me?